Thursday, April 19, 2007

Thirteen Hour Flight

Shibuya at night......

The best waiter in Japan and a hot halfie

Me and some saki.............

And yes, the one of the beaches....on Lost.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Tokyo Travel Time

A week from today I will be on a plane bound for Narita. A few days after that I will be in Koh Samui. Three months from now, I will discover that I like Raspberry Snapple over Regular. Life is good for SJ. No?

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Keep the Drink Just Give Me The Money

I like that little Pink. Er, bigger than I Pink, who could probably kick the shit out of most men, let alone every female. I'm not cray-zay about her videos sometimes, but I do rather enjoy this song. I have learned over time, that most songs are better blasted over the radio in your parents cars than while watching on VH1 whilst in your pj's, on Brandy's couch/your bed, next to Nigel.

Nigel actually prefers VH1 Classics. So there.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Paging Mr. Herman

Need I say more?

Monday, April 09, 2007

The Lady is a Tramp

And I fucking LOVE HER!

Nobody EVER better mess with my love for Mo'Nique. She's right up there in rank with the Hattie Mae Pierce character Martin Lawrence played in the hot flick "Big Momma's House".

My love for her is fierce and true. And I'm so glad that I am watching her right now on TV in ads for "Charm School" and on some random show called "Thank God You're Here".

Right Now, He's Probably Dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo

Cheater. Such an ugly word. And yet at times aren't we all guilty of being one. Playing Monopoly, while on a diet, or on a test in AP Spanish. But when you are a douche guy, with three brains cells (two focused on hair, one on blog), and you openly cheat on my friend? Oh sire, you've done a bad bad thing.

But you know what's great about cheating. The silver lining if you will? That the cheater always gets the shit end of the stick. No matter how you try to slice it, the universe doesn't condone that sort of dick behavior and eventually the guilt will set in. And at times ruin you. Trust me.

Now, if you don't believe me then maybe you'll listen to a former American Idol. Or your mom. Whichevs make you sleep tight clutched to your headshot, cowboy.

Saturday, April 07, 2007

In Summary....

When I think back to how long I've had this blog (it will turn three in November), and how many times I've posted useless ramblings and more recently, youtube videos I may or may not have created, I've realized that maybe I don't want it anymore. Maybe I've out grown it. Maybe I'm just too busy now that I don't spend every single day of my life in a cubicle. Who knows the reason, but it's wearing on me.

Now don't get me wrong, I'm not advocating that I myself delete this blog, but I might gradually have it morph into a new one. One where I can write endless posts about Kenny Loggins, Toto, having a Target charge, Nars blush, and that cute dress I want from Betsey Johnson. You know instead of the more personal "my life!" type o shit. Not that it's been that in a long while, but I'm just sayin' is all.

So with that I leave you with this. Now for once, someone please, just suck it.

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Thailand On My Mind

Less than twenty days until!!

(above: Koh Samui and a pool villa where we'll be staying with yes, our own private little pool)

Monday, April 02, 2007

Don't Get It Twisted......

.....I had a pretty fucking great March.