Monday, May 14, 2007

The Ride With You Was Worth The Fall My Friend, Didn't We Almost Have It All?

Okay, stop the water works. It's over between us. I told you to put out or get out, and I meant it.

But if you still want to KIT and make out to Air Supply's "Making Love Out of Nothing at All" from time to time, then feel free to visit me at my NEW hangout.

Monday, May 07, 2007

Blog Overhaul

Please be patient with my lack of posting oh fateful readers (Harvey and KT). I'm redoing this here blog and also I just got back from a fatty vacation in thailand and tokyo. So besides jetlag, and still possibly being hung over from Saturday nights festivities, I'm also trying to get my shit together now that I'm back. Some of that shit is this here blog.

So in the meantime, check out my myspace for updated photos and goings on.

I promise to have this site looking as good as okay, hopefully soon!


Thursday, April 19, 2007

Thirteen Hour Flight

Shibuya at night......

The best waiter in Japan and a hot halfie

Me and some saki.............

And yes, the one of the beaches....on Lost.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Tokyo Travel Time

A week from today I will be on a plane bound for Narita. A few days after that I will be in Koh Samui. Three months from now, I will discover that I like Raspberry Snapple over Regular. Life is good for SJ. No?

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Keep the Drink Just Give Me The Money

I like that little Pink. Er, bigger than I Pink, who could probably kick the shit out of most men, let alone every female. I'm not cray-zay about her videos sometimes, but I do rather enjoy this song. I have learned over time, that most songs are better blasted over the radio in your parents cars than while watching on VH1 whilst in your pj's, on Brandy's couch/your bed, next to Nigel.

Nigel actually prefers VH1 Classics. So there.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Paging Mr. Herman

Need I say more?

Monday, April 09, 2007

The Lady is a Tramp

And I fucking LOVE HER!

Nobody EVER better mess with my love for Mo'Nique. She's right up there in rank with the Hattie Mae Pierce character Martin Lawrence played in the hot flick "Big Momma's House".

My love for her is fierce and true. And I'm so glad that I am watching her right now on TV in ads for "Charm School" and on some random show called "Thank God You're Here".

Right Now, He's Probably Dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo

Cheater. Such an ugly word. And yet at times aren't we all guilty of being one. Playing Monopoly, while on a diet, or on a test in AP Spanish. But when you are a douche guy, with three brains cells (two focused on hair, one on blog), and you openly cheat on my friend? Oh sire, you've done a bad bad thing.

But you know what's great about cheating. The silver lining if you will? That the cheater always gets the shit end of the stick. No matter how you try to slice it, the universe doesn't condone that sort of dick behavior and eventually the guilt will set in. And at times ruin you. Trust me.

Now, if you don't believe me then maybe you'll listen to a former American Idol. Or your mom. Whichevs make you sleep tight clutched to your headshot, cowboy.