Not to be confused with this television masterpiece.
Can someone please explain why around this time of year, do all of the news channels focus on "the big one" that's supposedly brewing some two states away? The last time I checked, we were in NY....a state that will experience some to a lot of snow in the cold winter months. Hey Sam Champion, unless it's snowing in my bedroom in JUNE...take a hike and let's focus on much more important things. Like the Grammy's.
Okay Grandma, time to put the curling iron and yoga mat away
I am all for women who in their forties can still sing and dance with the best of them gay dancers in briefs. Honestly. But Madge, you're starting to look a bit droopy and though do I applaud the lack of botox injections to the neck, face, and forehead - still I wonder if there might have been a better ensemble for you to parade around in?
There. Much better. Now you look like my grandmere. Who might I add, at 94 still drove her caddie all over town in order to keep her nails well manicured and her mind sharp playing bridge with the other oldies. Grandmere you make me proud to be your great-granddaughter. Madonna you made me proud to like your music until you began to sashay all over a dance floor in a purple leotard. No thank you madam. I shan't be wanting anymore of that.
Since I wasn't around for the Grammy's, I had to rely on "The Straits Times" that was delivered to my hotel room, to give me the grammy winning stats. I'm proud of that little sprite Kelly Clarkson, and have to say that I enjoy the ignoring game she plays when it comes to anything that has to do with "American Idol". No, you shouldn't thank Simon, Paula, and Randy anymore than Mariah should thank Tommy Mottola. By the way, when is that girl going to get over hating on him already? It's bad for the skin Mimi. Let it go already. Shake it off or whatever it is you preach but don't practice. I think we need to head to a Korean spa.
Do you know this woman? She knows God. Knows him so well that she wins a grammy every year signing on and on and on about him. I have never heard her music but know her name, only from winning a grammy for best gospel singing (yes I'm almost certain that is the actual name of the category) year after year, after year.
At the time of their win, Madonna had yet to "rule the world", Kelly Clarkson was a fetus, but I'm pretty sure that Yolanda won that year for gospel...again.
But what I want to know is when are these guys going to grace the stage and sweep the awards again? OH never you say? How dare you mock me and my musical taste (not to mention taste in men who can sing falsetto with the best of them). Honestly, how dare.
